viernes, 26 de diciembre de 2008

Hot Dog Mary and a glimpse into León

Here is a picture of Hot Dog Mary, also known as Sabrina. She is a hot dog-selling transvestite, the irony of which I had entirely missed until it was pointed out to me. Hot Dog Mary has a nicer body than the majority of women in León, including myself, which makes me jealous and I therefore do not patronize her business. Also, I´m a vegetarian.

Anyway, Hot Dog Mary´s stand serves as a nice respite from the constant harrassment of Nicaraguan men, as the rest of the fast food stands are impossible to pass by without a slimey, ¨Adioooooos...¨ or a creepy look that makes me shudder. Hot Dog Mary may be the only man (kind of playing it fast and loose with the word ¨man¨ here) in León who has not even attempted to fuck the foreigners, although I suppose I cannot speak for the unsuspecting male backpackers who have, up until now, understood that daily sexual harrassment, disrespectful comments, and even the occasional physical groping on the streets are reserved for the lucky, open-minded, culture-embracing chicks.

3 comentarios:

Unknown dijo...

I ate that transvestite's weenie one night with a side of fried platanos and wanted more.

Las Chelitas dijo...

i KNEW it!

Economystified dijo...

I bought a hot dog from sabrina once just for the expierience but i couldn´t eat it without feeling like i was going down on a dude